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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 851403" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Men are Like...............</p><p></p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Floor tile.</p><p>Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Placemats.</p><p>They only show up when there's food on the table.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Mascara.</p><p>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bike helmets.</p><p>Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Government bonds.</p><p>They take so long to mature.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Parking spots.</p><p>The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Copiers.</p><p>You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Lava lamps.</p><p>Fun to look at, but not all that bright.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bank accounts.</p><p>Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....High heels.</p><p>They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Curling irons.</p><p>They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Mini skirts.</p><p>If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.</p><p></p><p>Men are like.....Bananas.</p><p>The older they get, the less firm they are.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 851403, member: 1246"] Men are Like............... Men are like.....Floor tile. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime. Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. [/QUOTE]
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