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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 851438" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Catholic shampoo</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, " wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> the second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand." "i can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'bradley hand itc'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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