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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 852332" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits</strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit. </strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 852332, member: 1246"] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000][B]Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits[/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][B]If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. [/B] [B]Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.[/B] [B]Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot. [/B] [B]Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. [/B] [B]A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? [/B] [B]If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. [/B] [B]Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet. [/B] [B]The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger. [/B] [B]Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit. [/B] [B]Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done![/B][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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