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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 852885" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">MY DADDY IS A DANCER.............</span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... And so forth.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'serif'">"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 852885, member: 1246"] [B][I][COLOR=black][FONT=serif]MY DADDY IS A DANCER............. [/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [COLOR=black][FONT=serif]One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... And so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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