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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 855134" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="color: black">THE PASTOR'S ASS</span></u></strong> </p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The local paper read:</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: black">PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.</span></u></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race...</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The next day, the local paper headline read:</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: black">BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.</span></u></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid</span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">of the donkey...</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: black">NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.</span></u></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The Bishop fainted!</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The next day the papers read:</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: black">NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.</span></u></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The next day the headlines read:</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: black">NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.</span></u></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The Bishop was buried the next day.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">The moral of the story is ....</span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">It can even shorten your life...</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!</span></strong><span style="color: black"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Have a nice day!</span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">And remember... sharing is caring!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 855134, member: 1246"] [B][U][COLOR=black]THE PASTOR'S ASS[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [CENTER][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The local paper read:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=black]PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race...[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The next day, the local paper headline read:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=black]BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]of the donkey...[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=black]NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The Bishop fainted![/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The next day the papers read:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=black]NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The next day the headlines read:[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][U][COLOR=black]NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.[/COLOR][/U][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The Bishop was buried the next day.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]The moral of the story is ....[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life...[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer![/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]Have a nice day![/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]And remember... sharing is caring![/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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