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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 856664" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">MURPHY'S LAWS for MOVING</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">No matter how many boxes you have, you will always need one more.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The more your friends promise to help, the more likely it is they will have something come up the day you move.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Whatever you need is at the bottom of the box you taped shut ten minutes ago.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Now that you are moving and no longer need it, you will find the item you spent two years looking for.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The tape, the scissors, the markers, and the screwdriver are all familiar with the rules to Hide-And-Seek.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You will never break something cheap that you never liked anyway ... only family heirlooms get broken during a move.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">No matter how large the new place is, it will not have enough room once you begin to move in.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If you stay up all night packing for the movers, they will be late. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 856664, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]MURPHY'S LAWS for MOVING No matter how many boxes you have, you will always need one more. The more your friends promise to help, the more likely it is they will have something come up the day you move. Whatever you need is at the bottom of the box you taped shut ten minutes ago. Now that you are moving and no longer need it, you will find the item you spent two years looking for. The tape, the scissors, the markers, and the screwdriver are all familiar with the rules to Hide-And-Seek. You will never break something cheap that you never liked anyway ... only family heirlooms get broken during a move. No matter how large the new place is, it will not have enough room once you begin to move in. If you stay up all night packing for the movers, they will be late. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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