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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 857837" data-attributes="member: 1246">Canada Humor.........The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it&#039;s own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. ~ June CallwoodIt seems that Canada&#039;s historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. ~ Kevin Myers (The Daily Telegraph, London)Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. ~ Pierre E. TrudeauCanada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. ~ Richard BennerWhen I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, &quot;Well, what do you need?&quot; ~ Steven WrightCanada&#039;s national bird is the grouse. ~ Stuart KeateCanada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it&#039;s doing in the Maritimes. ~ Tommy DouglasThe great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear. ~ Will Ferguson</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 857837, member: 1246"] Canada Humor......... The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. ~ June Callwood It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. ~ Kevin Myers (The Daily Telegraph, London) Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. ~ Pierre E. Trudeau Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. ~ Richard Benner When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" ~ Steven Wright Canada's national bird is the grouse. ~ Stuart Keate Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. ~ Tommy Douglas The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear. ~ Will Ferguson [/QUOTE]

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