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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 860915" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Woman shot in head! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 860915, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]Woman shot in head! [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [LEFT][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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