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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 862138" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You May Be in a Country Church if.........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• Prayers about the weather are a standard part of every worship service.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• The pastor is wearing boots.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• High notes on the organ set dogs in the parking lot to howling.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• There is at least one pledge of two calves in the annual stewardship drive.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• The minister never has to buy any meat or vegetables.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• When it rains, everyone is smiling.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• The church directory doesn’t need last names.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">• Four generations of one family sit together in worship every Sunday. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 862138, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]You May Be in a Country Church if......... • Prayers about the weather are a standard part of every worship service. • The pastor is wearing boots. • High notes on the organ set dogs in the parking lot to howling. • There is at least one pledge of two calves in the annual stewardship drive. • The minister never has to buy any meat or vegetables. • When it rains, everyone is smiling. • The church directory doesn’t need last names. • Finding and returning lost sheep is not just a parable. • Four generations of one family sit together in worship every Sunday. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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