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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="DS" data-source="post: 863679" data-attributes="member: 556"><p>Some driver told this one,may be a repeat....oldie....</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DS, post: 863679, member: 556"] Some driver told this one,may be a repeat....oldie.... [B][FONT=Arial]The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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