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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 863791" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">" Walter," responds the little boy.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"And what is your question, Walter?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I have 4 questions:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse? Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching's and beliefs? Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Steve," he responds.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"And what is your question, Steve?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Actually, I have 6 questions. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse? Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching's and beliefs? Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And sixth, what the hell happened to Walter ?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 863791, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]" Walter," responds the little boy.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"And what is your question, Walter?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I have 4 questions:[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse? Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching's and beliefs? Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Steve," he responds.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"And what is your question, Steve?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Actually, I have 6 questions. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? Second, why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually worse? Third, why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching's and beliefs? Fourth, why are we so worried about Brazil drilling for oil, but we aren't allowed to? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]And sixth, what the hell happened to Walter ?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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