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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 866679" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>TOP 10 TIMES YOU SHOULD NEVER USE YOUR CELL PHONE.......................</p><p></p><p>10. At the movies. Unless your conversation will be funnier than what I'm seeing on the big screen.</p><p></p><p>9. During a funeral. Pay your respects with your heart, not your ringtones.</p><p></p><p>8. In a meeting. Especially if you've called it. Or if your boss is there.</p><p></p><p>7. In the hospital delivery room. Especially if it's your wife (and child) on the table.</p><p></p><p>6. At a restaurant. Unless you're calling the waitperson because your coffee cup has been empty longer than two minutes.</p><p></p><p>5. At a wedding. The only rings here should be the ones on the happy couple's fingers.</p><p></p><p>4. In a museum. You're there to use your eyes, not your ears.</p><p></p><p>3. While driving. You may like the challenge of handling a cell phone, a steaming cup of coffee, the morning paper, and a 4,000 pound vehicle all at the same time, but it just ain't safe.</p><p></p><p>2. In the bedroom. Do I really have to explain this?</p><p></p><p>1. In worship. God may call you, but he won't do it through Verizon.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 866679, member: 1246"] TOP 10 TIMES YOU SHOULD NEVER USE YOUR CELL PHONE....................... 10. At the movies. Unless your conversation will be funnier than what I'm seeing on the big screen. 9. During a funeral. Pay your respects with your heart, not your ringtones. 8. In a meeting. Especially if you've called it. Or if your boss is there. 7. In the hospital delivery room. Especially if it's your wife (and child) on the table. 6. At a restaurant. Unless you're calling the waitperson because your coffee cup has been empty longer than two minutes. 5. At a wedding. The only rings here should be the ones on the happy couple's fingers. 4. In a museum. You're there to use your eyes, not your ears. 3. While driving. You may like the challenge of handling a cell phone, a steaming cup of coffee, the morning paper, and a 4,000 pound vehicle all at the same time, but it just ain't safe. 2. In the bedroom. Do I really have to explain this? 1. In worship. God may call you, but he won't do it through Verizon. [/QUOTE]
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