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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 874167" data-attributes="member: 1246">MEN'S SECRET LANGUAGES TRANSLATED1. “I’M GOING FISHING”:Translated: I’m going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.”2. “IT’S A GUY THING”Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”3. “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”4. “UH HUH, SURE, HONEY,” or, “YES, DEAR.”Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.)5. “IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest.”6. “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OFTHINGS ON MY MIND.”Translated: “Is that woman over there wearing a bra?”7. “TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”8. “THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”Translated: “Are you still talking?”9. “YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”Translated: “I remember the theme song to “friend-Troop,” the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but can’t remember your birthday.”10. “I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESEROSES.”Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”11. “OH, DON’T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF; IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.”12. “I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.”Translated: “. . . and I sure hope I think of some soon.”13. “I CAN’T FIND IT.”Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”14. “WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”Translated: “What did you catch me at?”15. “I HEARD YOU.”Translated: “I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t find out.”16. “YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse.”17. “YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”Translated: “Oh God, please don’t try on MORE clothes.”18. “I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”Translated: “We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again.”</blockquote>

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