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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 875742" data-attributes="member: 1246">W.C. Fields&#039; 12-step program......1. &quot;I drink therefore I am.&quot;2. &quot;There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.&quot;3. &quot;Now don&#039;t say you can&#039;t swear off drinking; it&#039;s easy. I&#039;ve done it a thousand times.&quot;4. &quot;Start every day with a smile and get it over with.5. &quot;The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.&quot;6. &quot;Anything worth having is worth cheating for.&quot;7. &quot;Never give a sucker an even break.&quot;8. &quot;Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.&quot;9. &quot;Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you&#039;ve used up all the other four-letter words.&quot;10. &quot;Thou shalt not covet they neighbor&#039;s wife unless she&#039;s a beauty.&quot;11. &quot;Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor&#039;s house unless they have a well-stocked bar.&quot;12. &quot;Anyone who hates children and animals can&#039;t be all bad.&quot; (not moreluck&#039;s words)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 875742, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]W.C. Fields' 12-step program...... 1. "I drink therefore I am." 2. "There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation." 3. "Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times." 4. "Start every day with a smile and get it over with. 5. "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep." 6. "Anything worth having is worth cheating for." 7. "Never give a sucker an even break." 8. "Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth." 9. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words." 10. "Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife unless she's a beauty." 11. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar." 12. "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad." (not moreluck's words)[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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