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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 879463" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Mother of all Jihadist Jokes...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of Tabbouleh and a pint of goat's milk.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''Yes, I remember him as a baby..'' says the other mother cheerfully.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "They blow up So fast, don't they?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 879463, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial] Mother of all Jihadist Jokes... Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of Tabbouleh and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'' ''Yes, I remember him as a baby..'' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now though." the mother confides. "Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other. ''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' ''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.'' ''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly. ''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other ''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...'' ''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . "They blow up So fast, don't they?"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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