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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 879931" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Tim Allen Quotes......</p><p></p><p>Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.</p><p>Tim Allen</p><p></p><p>Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.</p><p>Tim Allen</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 879931, member: 1246"] Tim Allen Quotes...... Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything. Tim Allen My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. Tim Allen While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. Tim Allen Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. Tim Allen Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. Tim Allen [/QUOTE]
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