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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 880290" data-attributes="member: 1246">Fun Activities in a Nursing Home[/h]Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, &quot;I know just what you&#039;re wanting. For $5.00 I&#039;ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.&quot;The old lady looked surprised but didn&#039;t say a word.The old man continued, &quot;For $10 I&#039;ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I&#039;ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you&#039;ve ever had in your life.&quot;The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.&quot;So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,&quot; says the old man.&quot;Get serious&quot;, she replies. &quot;Four times in the rocking chair.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 880290, member: 1246"] Fun Activities in a Nursing Home[/h]Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. "Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair." [/QUOTE]

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