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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 880458" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I can rise and shine. But not at the same time.</p><p></p><p></p><p>It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats.</p><p></p><p></p><p>For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.</p><p></p><p></p><p>You never learn anything by doing it right. </p><p></p><p>When God made me, He was just showing off.</p><p></p><p></p><p>“Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!” ~The Simpsons</p><p></p><p></p><p>Having a dog is like having an alarm system that stains your floors.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I like the way you think. It’s almost as if you don’t.</p><p> </p><p> Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 880458, member: 1246"] Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger. I can rise and shine. But not at the same time. It’s not the big failures I mind so much. It’s the constant pitter patter of little defeats. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. You never learn anything by doing it right. When God made me, He was just showing off. “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible!” ~The Simpsons Having a dog is like having an alarm system that stains your floors. I like the way you think. It’s almost as if you don’t. Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. [/QUOTE]
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