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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="gman042" data-source="post: 883263" data-attributes="member: 36560"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><em>Atheist versus the Girl</em>.........</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">AN atheist seated next to a little girl on a plane said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker that way."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What do you want to talk about?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"How about why there is no God, Heaven, Hell, or life after death?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"OK," she said. "That could be interesting, first let me ask you this: A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the... same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">... The atheist, surprised by the girl's intelligence, thinks then says, "I have no idea."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">To which she replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">And she went back to her book <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gman042, post: 883263, member: 36560"] [SIZE=3][I]Atheist versus the Girl[/I]......... AN atheist seated next to a little girl on a plane said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker that way." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What do you want to talk about?" "How about why there is no God, Heaven, Hell, or life after death?" "OK," she said. "That could be interesting, first let me ask you this: A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the... same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why?" ... The atheist, surprised by the girl's intelligence, thinks then says, "I have no idea." To which she replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?" And she went back to her book :)[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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