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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 887574" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">More Bumper Stickers</span> </p><p>Constipated people don't give a crap.</p><p></p><p>Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.</p><p></p><p>If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.</p><p></p><p>Who lit the fuse on your tampon?</p><p></p><p>If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.</p><p></p><p>Please tell your pants its not polite to point.</p><p></p><p>If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.</p><p></p><p>My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.</p><p></p><p>Thank you for pot smoking.</p><p></p><p>To all you virgins thanks for nothing.</p><p></p><p>If at first you don't succeed... blame someone else and seek</p><p>counseling.</p><p></p><p>Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".</p><p></p><p>If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.</p><p></p><p>Horn broken...watch for finger.</p><p></p><p>It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the</p><p>booger.</p><p></p><p>If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 887574, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5]More Bumper Stickers[/SIZE] Constipated people don't give a crap. Practice safe sex, go screw yourself. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell your pants its not polite to point. If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. Thank you for pot smoking. To all you virgins thanks for nothing. If at first you don't succeed... blame someone else and seek counseling. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings". If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. Horn broken...watch for finger. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass. [/QUOTE]
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