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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 887994" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'helvetica'"><strong>Splinters in her crotch...</strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.  As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.  In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the  examining room and he would see if he could help her.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.  I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'bookman old style'"><span 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