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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 890186" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Real Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, &quot;Are you a real cowboy?&quot;The cowboy replied, &quot;Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am.&quot; After a short while he asked her what she was.She replied, &quot;I&#039;ve never been on a ranch so I&#039;m not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women.&quot;A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.A couple sat down next to him and asked, &quot;Are you a real cowboy?&quot;He replied, &quot;I always thought I was, but I just found out that I&#039;m probably a lesbian.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 890186, member: 1246"] [CENTER][COLOR=#cc0000][B]A Real Cowboy [/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][B]An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.[/B] [B]As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"[/B] [B]The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was.[/B] [B]She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."[/B] [B]A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.[/B] [B]A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"[/B] [B]He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a lesbian."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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