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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 890602" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BIRTHDAYS, I LEARNED FROM MY CAT:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Give attitude - get attention.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If you don't like your presents, SULK.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Don't stress out over your first grey whisker.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Take the day off and lie in the sun.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Stay out on the prowl all night long.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">And remember... curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won't! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 890602, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BIRTHDAYS, I LEARNED FROM MY CAT: Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you. Give attitude - get attention. If you don't like your presents, SULK. If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap. Don't stress out over your first grey whisker. Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive. Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit. Take the day off and lie in the sun. Stay out on the prowl all night long. Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner. It's a good day to shed your inhibitions. Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open. Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning. If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg. Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT! And remember... curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won't! [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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