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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 893185" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">This is the story of a poor lady flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.  </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">  </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He has a heart attack and dies.  She frantically calls a May Day:  </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"May Day!  May Day!  Help me!  Help me!  My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> And I don't know how to fly.  Help me!  Please help me!"  </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:  </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"The is the tower.  I have received your message and I will talk you through it. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.  Now, just relax. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> Everything will be fine!  Now give me your height and position." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She says,  "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"O.K." says the voice from the tower. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "Repeat after me:  Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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