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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 893526" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #800000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">LIFE</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #800000"></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>So God saw it was good.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong>The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong>And God, again saw it was good.</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong>On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong>The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong>And God agreed it was good.</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Okay," said God. "You asked for it.."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>Life has now been explained to you.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff0066"><span style="color: #FF0066"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="color: #000099"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'garamond'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 893526, member: 1246"] [SIZE=6][B][COLOR=#800000][FONT=Arial]LIFE[/FONT] [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=garamond] [FONT=garamond][FONT=times new roman][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B]On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God saw it was good. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0066][COLOR=#FF0066][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B]On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0066][COLOR=#FF0066][FONT="Kristen ITC"] [B][B]The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God, again saw it was good.[/B][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT="Kristen ITC"] [B][B]On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed it was good.[/B][/B] [B][B] [/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0066][COLOR=#FF0066][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B]On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You asked for it.." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B] So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0066][COLOR=#FF0066][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B]Life has now been explained to you.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff0066][COLOR=#FF0066][FONT="Kristen ITC"] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099][COLOR=#000099][FONT="Kristen ITC"][B] There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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