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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 894177" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">---------------------------------------------------- </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">---------------------------------------------------- </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">--------------------------------------------------- </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">---------------------------------------------------- </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 </span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black">Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. </span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: black">---------------------------------------------------- </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Today I saved 2600 lives. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">Twice </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 894177, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black] [SIZE=2][/SIZE]HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]It will be my first one, - and I can't wait! [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]---------------------------------------------------- [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]---------------------------------------------------- [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]--------------------------------------------------- [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]---------------------------------------------------- [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black]---------------------------------------------------- [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Today I saved 2600 lives. [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black]Twice [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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