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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 898019" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Animal Truisms</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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