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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 900253" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">How's this for intelligence?</span></em><span style="color: #000040"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">Great Orators</span><span style="color: #000040"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John friend. Kennedy </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">And, from today's geniuses .........</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - Bill Clinton </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother maroon": </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red">"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."</span> <span style="color: #000040">- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy">HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000040">- John Wayne</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 900253, member: 1246"] [B][I][COLOR=red]How's this for intelligence?[/COLOR][/I][COLOR=#000040] [/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Great Orators[/COLOR][COLOR=#000040] "One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John friend. Kennedy [/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]And, from today's geniuses ......... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000040]"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - Bill Clinton "That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson "Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards "I invented the Internet." - Al Gore "The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden "America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama "I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) "You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) "Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998) And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother maroon": [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#000040]- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#000040][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY? [/COLOR] [COLOR=#000040] ''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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