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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 900384" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>WHACKY THOUGHTS............</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Danger" is my middle name!! </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Unfortunately "Stranger" is my first <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/dissapointed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dissapointed:" title="Disappointed :dissapointed:" data-shortname=":dissapointed:" /></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I went to donate blood the other day, but they wouldn't take it.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Apparently they need to know where it comes from.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A gear stick.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Instant Karma" isnt as good as "Homemade Karma"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Bitch, she just called you fat."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"OH HELL NO! Hold my cake!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>There is a "Me" in the "Team" - Jerry Sandusky</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I never tell people to go to hell. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I don't want to see these <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />s again when I'm dead.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an i.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>There must be some asian people somewhere named Wang Chung who wonder why they're so damn popular with Westerners.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Whenever I hear "let us pray"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>My mind automatically adds</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"on the weak minded and gullible.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>OPRAH stop talking about diets! Just STOP!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>When I have kids, discipline will come in the form of blow darts.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The best way to protect yourself from online fraud is to use a stolen credit card.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Now that I'm older, the monsters have gone from living under my bed to living in my mailbox.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I just broke up with this cross-eyed chick.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>I thought she was seeing someone else.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 900384, member: 1246"] WHACKY THOUGHTS............ [FONT=Georgia] [FONT=Arial][B]"Danger" is my middle name!! Unfortunately "Stranger" is my first :disappointed: [/B] [B]I went to donate blood the other day, but they wouldn't take it. Apparently they need to know where it comes from. [/B] [B]What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it? A gear stick. "Instant Karma" isnt as good as "Homemade Karma" "Bitch, she just called you fat." "OH HELL NO! Hold my cake!" There is a "Me" in the "Team" - Jerry Sandusky I never tell people to go to hell. I don't want to see these [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG]s again when I'm dead. Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an i. There must be some asian people somewhere named Wang Chung who wonder why they're so damn popular with Westerners. Whenever I hear "let us pray" My mind automatically adds "on the weak minded and gullible. OPRAH stop talking about diets! Just STOP! When I have kids, discipline will come in the form of blow darts. The best way to protect yourself from online fraud is to use a stolen credit card.[/B][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][FONT=Arial][B] Now that I'm older, the monsters have gone from living under my bed to living in my mailbox. I just broke up with this cross-eyed chick. I thought she was seeing someone else.[/B] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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