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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 901174" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>Dog Pet Peeves</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"></p><p><strong>Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!! </strong></p><p><strong>Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? </strong></p><p><strong>Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.</strong></p><p><strong>Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. </strong></p><p><strong>Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? </strong></p><p><strong>Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?</strong></p><p><strong>Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.</strong></p><p><strong>The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 901174, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#cc0000][B]Dog Pet Peeves[/B][/COLOR] [CENTER][/CENTER] [B]Yelling at me for barking...HEY, I'M A DOG!! Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur? Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back. The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. [/B] [/QUOTE]
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