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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 904438" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Top 10 Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree</p><ol>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Two feet tall, forty feet wide</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Salesman&#039;s opening line: &quot;You&#039;re not a cop, are you?&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Each branch has &quot;Duraflame&quot; printed on it</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">It&#039;s very small and says &quot;Air Freshener&quot; on it</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Constantly bragging about its &quot;trunk size&quot;</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 904438, member: 1246"] Top 10 Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree [LIST=1] [*]Two feet tall, forty feet wide [*]Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" [*]It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it [*]While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride [*]Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it [*]Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list [*]It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it [*]Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours [*]Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it [*]Constantly bragging about its "trunk size" [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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