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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 907029" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The rancher replied: "Use both hands." </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 907029, member: 1246"] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=comic sans ms][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]The rancher replied: "Use both hands." [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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