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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 912963" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">How To Tell If You're A Grinch...Bah! Humbug!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">You put out last year's stale candy canes for children. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 912963, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]How To Tell If You're A Grinch...Bah! Humbug! Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon. You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away. You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas. Your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply. You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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