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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 913095" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Since Santa knows if we've been bad or good, here are some... what shall we say?..."inventive holiday ways" to call someone a nit wit, & still not upset Santa. . .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- A couple of slates short of a full roof.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- A few pies short of a holiday.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- All wax and no wick.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- Batteries not included.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- Chimney's clogged.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- Got his brains as a stocking filler.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">- A few presents short of a full sleigh. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 913095, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Since Santa knows if we've been bad or good, here are some... what shall we say?..."inventive holiday ways" to call someone a nit wit, & still not upset Santa. . . - A couple of slates short of a full roof. - A few pies short of a holiday. - A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree. - All wax and no wick. - Batteries not included. - Chimney's clogged. - Got his brains as a stocking filler. - Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. - Several nuts over fruitcake minimum. - A few presents short of a full sleigh. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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