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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 913843" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">THE INCIDENT.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">mid-winter and of course all of the lakes are frozen.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking open </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">on.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">produce. So out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Our two Rocket Scientists afraid they might slip on the ice while </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">trying to run away after lighting the fuse decide on the following </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">course of action:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">the GUNS, and the DOG...?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Let's talk about the dog:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">He is a highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">thrown by the owner.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You guessed it/ The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">just as it hits the ice.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">at the dog to stop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Lab.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">insane!!!!!!</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">truck touches the dog's rear end. He yelps, drops the dynamite under </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">the truck and takes off after his master.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Then KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">the two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">looks on their faces.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And the owner still had </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <img src="http://tracking.technodesignip.com/?action=count&projectid=642&contentid=16705&referrer=-&urlaction=redirect&url=http://images.Quebles.com/hotmail/emoticons/1507576.GIF" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">The dog is okay....doing fine.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">And you thought all the Rednecks lived in the South....... </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 913843, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Our two Rocket Scientists afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse decide on the following course of action: They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...? Let's talk about the dog: He is a highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it/ The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane!!!!!! The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end. He yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened' looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And the owner still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. [IMG]http://tracking.technodesignip.com/?action=count&projectid=642&contentid=16705&referrer=-&urlaction=redirect&url=http://images.Quebles.com/hotmail/emoticons/1507576.GIF[/IMG] The dog is okay....doing fine. [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]And you thought all the Rednecks lived in the South....... [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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