Reply to thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 920027" data-attributes="member: 1246">New Year Resolutions for Pets15. I will not eat other animals&#039; poop.14. I will not lick my human&#039;s face after eating animal poop.13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I&#039;m lying under the coffee table.12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.7. Hamster: Don&#039;t let them figure out I&#039;m just a rat on steroids, or they&#039;ll flush me!6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.AND the Number 1 New Year&#039;s Resolutions Made by Pets...1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT&#039;S HAND</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 920027, member: 1246"] New Year Resolutions for Pets 15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. 13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows. 9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars. 8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds. 7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me! 6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year. 5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much. 4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post. 3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets... 1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND [/QUOTE]

Verification