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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 921464" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>New Priest...</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>A new priest, born and raised inTexas, comes to </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>serve in a city parish and is nervous about </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>to sit in on his sessions.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>The new priest </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>hears a couple of confessions, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>then </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>the old priest asks him to step out </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>of </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>the confessional for a few </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>suggestions.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>The old priest suggests, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>"Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>chin with one </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>hand </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>and try saying things like 'Yes, I see,' and </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>'Yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>The new </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>hand and repeats all the suggested </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>remarks </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>to the old priest.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>The old priest says, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>"Now, don't you think that's a little better </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>than slapping your knee </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>and </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>saying, "No <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />, what happened </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000061"><strong>next?"</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 921464, member: 1246"] [B]New Priest... [/B] [COLOR=#000061][B]A new priest, born and raised inTexas, comes to [/B] [B][/B] [B]serve in a city parish and is nervous about [/B] [B][/B] [B]hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest [/B] [B][/B] [B]to sit in on his sessions.[/B] [B][/B] [B]The new priest [/B] [B][/B] [B]hears a couple of confessions, [/B] [B][/B] [B]then [/B] [B][/B] [B]the old priest asks him to step out [/B] [B][/B] [B]of [/B] [B][/B] [B]the confessional for a few [/B] [B][/B] [B]suggestions.[/B] [B][/B] [B]The old priest suggests, [/B] [B][/B] [B]"Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your [/B] [B][/B] [B]chin with one [/B] [B]hand [/B] [B][/B] [B]and try saying things like 'Yes, I see,' and [/B] [B][/B] [B]'Yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'[/B] [B][/B] [B]The new [/B] [B][/B] [B]priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one [/B] [B][/B] [B]hand and repeats all the suggested [/B] [B][/B] [B]remarks [/B] [B][/B] [B]to the old priest.[/B] [B][/B] [B]The old priest says, [/B] [B][/B] [B]"Now, don't you think that's a little better [/B] [B][/B] [B]than slapping your knee [/B] [B]and [/B] [B][/B] [B]saying, "No [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG], what happened [/B] [B][/B] [B]next?"[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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