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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 922034" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>Milk and eggs</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong>This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A wife asks her husband,</span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">and if they have eggs, get 6."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">He replied, "They had eggs."</span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 922034, member: 1246"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=arial][B]Milk and eggs[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][U][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][B]This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] A wife asks her husband,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=arial]"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=arial]and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=arial]The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=arial] [SIZE=2](I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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