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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 926315" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Musical Director</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 926315, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Musical Director[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.[/B] [B]Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."[/B] [B]A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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