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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 928135" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening</span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Conroe, Texas, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.</span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. </span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down,</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready</span></strong> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">for the gynecologist's examination. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Good grief, is that's where the job is?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">“No Sir. That is where the end of the line is right now.” </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 928135, member: 1246"] [B][FONT="Arial"]Gynecologist's Assistant Job Opening[/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="Arial"]A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Conroe, Texas, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.[/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"]Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT="Arial"]You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down,[/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"]and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready[/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"]for the gynecologist's examination. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"][/FONT][/B][B][FONT="Arial"]The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ." "Good grief, is that's where the job is?" “No Sir. That is where the end of the line is right now.” [/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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