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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 929397" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Haircut</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work."</p><p></p><p>The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.</p><p></p><p>A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."</p><p></p><p>The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.</p><p></p><p>A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system."</p><p></p><p>The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 929397, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Haircut[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut. [/QUOTE]
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