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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="dilligaf" data-source="post: 933507" data-attributes="member: 11476"><p><span style="color: black">Old Fart Football </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black">An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' </span></p><p><span style="color: black">The old man replied, 'its fart football.' </span></p><p><span style="color: black">... </span></p><p><span style="color: black">A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...' </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,</span></p><p><span style="color: black">'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, </span></p><p><span style="color: black">'Touchdown, tie score.' </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, </span></p><p><span style="color: black">'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. </span></p><p><span style="color: black">Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' </span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides'.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dilligaf, post: 933507, member: 11476"] [COLOR=black]Old Fart Football [/COLOR] [COLOR=black]An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' ... A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,'Touchdown, tie score...' After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.' Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. The wife says, 'What the hell was that?' The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides'.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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