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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 934250" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Mini Cooper vs Rolls-Royce</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a phone."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Mini says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Mini!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Mini says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Mini!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Mini says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Mini!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Mini, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Mini parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Mini. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The driver of the Mini looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower for THAT?!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 934250, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Mini Cooper vs Rolls-Royce [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes, I have a phone." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Mini says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Mini!"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Mini says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Mini!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Mini says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Mini!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Mini, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Mini parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Mini. When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The driver of the Mini looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower for THAT?!"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma] [FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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