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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 935658" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>JEFF FOXWORTHY'S COMMENTS ABOUT NEBRASKA...............</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who</p><p>dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p>If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the</p><p>weekend, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p>If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in </p><p>Nebraska. </p><p>If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you</p><p>live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p>If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back</p><p>again, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p>If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging</p><p>blizzard without flinching, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p>If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave</p><p>both unlocked, you live in Nebraska.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 935658, member: 1246"] JEFF FOXWORTHY'S COMMENTS ABOUT NEBRASKA............... If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of GRAND ISLAND for the weekend, you live in Nebraska. If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Nebraska. If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Nebraska. If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Nebraska. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nebraska. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Nebraska. [/QUOTE]
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