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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 937339" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>JEFF FOXWORTHY'S COMMENTS ABOUT NEBRASKA</p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use</p><p> them, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,</p><p> you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody</p><p> is passing you, you live in Nebraska..</p><p></p><p> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled</p><p> with snow, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and</p><p> road construction, you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car,</p><p> you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Nebraska.</p><p></p><p> If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your</p><p> Nebraska friends & others, you actually</p><p> have lived in Nebraska.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 937339, member: 1246"] JEFF FOXWORTHY'S COMMENTS ABOUT NEBRASKA If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Nebraska. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Nebraska. If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you live in Nebraska.. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Nebraska. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Nebraska. If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on your car, you live in Nebraska. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Nebraska. If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Nebraska friends & others, you actually have lived in Nebraska. [/QUOTE]
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