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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 939752" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,Crissssssscoooo!'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The clerk is astonished.</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">'Your wife's name is Crisco?'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're</span></span> <span style="color: #0F243E"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">out </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">in public'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">'I see,' said the clerk.</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">'What do you call her at home?'</span></span></em></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></span></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">'Lard ass.'</span></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 939752, member: 1246"] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco,Crissssssscoooo!'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]The clerk is astonished.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]'Your wife's name is Crisco?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0F243E][FONT=Calibri]out [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]in public'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]'I see,' said the clerk.[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]'What do you call her at home?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=navy][FONT=Calibri]'Lard ass.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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