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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 940674" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">"LAWS OF PARENTHOOD"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of Parenthood. A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 940674, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]"LAWS OF PARENTHOOD" There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of Parenthood. A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time. The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house. A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment. The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home. A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge. The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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