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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 943272" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">  </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. </span>3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">4. Sing Along At The Opera</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">ROOM IS. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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