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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 943272" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. </span>3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">4. Sing Along At The Opera</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">ROOM IS. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 943272, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana] To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. [/FONT][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana] [/FONT][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana][FONT=verdana]2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. [/FONT]3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=verdana]4. Sing Along At The Opera 5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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