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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 945626" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>The Pasta Diet and Your Health</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">1.. You walk pasta da bakery. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">2.. You walka pasta da candy store. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">You will lose weight!</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong><strong>AND....</strong></strong> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"><strong>CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">For those of you who watch what you eat, </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">here's the final word on nutrition and health. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">It's a relief to know the truth </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">after all those conflicting </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">nutritional studies. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">1. The Japanese eat very little fat </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">and suffer fewer heart attacks than </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">Americans. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">3. The Chinese drink very little red wine </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">CONCLUSION</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">Eat and drink what you like. </span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="color: #006666"><span style="font-family: 'tahoma'">Speaking English is apparently what kills you.</span></span></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 945626, member: 1246"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma][B]The Pasta Diet and Your Health[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=black][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma]ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1.. You walk pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=tahoma] You will lose weight![/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] [B][B] AND....[/B][/B] [B][B] [/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma][B]CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=tahoma] CONCLUSION[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=#006666][COLOR=#006666][FONT=tahoma] Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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