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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 953274" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Top Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1.No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2. I have a hard time believing that a garbage collector made $150,000 last year so for the last time, DID YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SOURCE OF INCOME!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3. How cute... a tax form done in crayon.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4. No sir, it's do your taxes every year and renew your driver's license every 4 years, not the other way around.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5. Just because you talk to your plants ma'am, you cannot, repeat CANNOT list them as your dependants.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6. I'm sorry, I'm not sure I follow your "Give me an extension and I'll give you an extension later at my place" argument. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 953274, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Top Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline: 1.No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies. 2. I have a hard time believing that a garbage collector made $150,000 last year so for the last time, DID YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SOURCE OF INCOME!!! 3. How cute... a tax form done in crayon. 4. No sir, it's do your taxes every year and renew your driver's license every 4 years, not the other way around. 5. Just because you talk to your plants ma'am, you cannot, repeat CANNOT list them as your dependants. 6. I'm sorry, I'm not sure I follow your "Give me an extension and I'll give you an extension later at my place" argument. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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